here
if
here
Okay.
Hey, Dad.
Yeah.
The only pack of smokes.
Come on was one cigarette Peter do damages.
Here's a whole carton.
so
nothing
How's your money?
She's fine.
You could call her Mary every once in a while. Let me close that Gap up a little
bit. Don't start me.
Karaoke she ain't been in.
Everything good with her?
Scrabble
he's back home.
Oh, hey Mark. Hey.
well
Art, yep.
He's still doing it.
All right, let's stop.
I've been an hour for lunch so you
I'll see you next time.
Hey.
He's a vet. Okay. What do you say keep an eye on him?
You don't have to just take it case you need anything.
I got him my man I got here.
Yeah, five four one two Princess Leia.
I want Marshall for five times.
I don't care if it's down to seven Marshall plus the points is a gift.
Yeah.
the
ing heard
Go Marshall.
please
we'd forget the one with the scanner. Everything you
need is on the net anyway, like you're actually going to check out a
library book and scan it. Right right. I get
a print, you know, maybe make the odd copies doesn't hurt to
have the facts function just the facts man.
You know what?
I want to show you something forget that
other merch. Okay, it's their ticket to a pure Profit Stream overcharging
on the replacement cartridges. This one's cheaper out
the door and you can refill the ink yourself.
Thanks.
We don't make anything off that one take microscopic margin.
wait
I'm gonna get you my employee discount 20% is
20% right?
Way, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bye which
Sorry Stan, we were just goofing off it cost me money. You think
I can't see that?
Well not to put too fine a point on it, but wouldn't it be Pete Coors
money if that truck is a cross-checked and rolling in five minutes. You don't
work here anymore Roger that?
And one Valdez is you know up in the hills going don't sue
me if you burn yourself.
right
But you know, the thing that kills me is that they invented
a whole new business, you know, three dollars for a cup
of coffee. I don't remember anybody saying hey this coffee sure tastes
great, but I'd rather say Grande and pay three dollars for it.
I talk a lot.
But you're cute.
Got two more Hangouts today.
starting to give me the creeps, I wanna
What are you doing there stuff?
Need help. I'm good. I got it.
Are you gonna tuck Hayden?
Hey, buddy.
What's up?
Good.
don't sound like
I thought we were Partners we are so we
share Intel right right. Well.
Only worried of course.
She's worried. Mommy's worried.
What do you mean mommy's worried about the football
games? Mommy's a fan?
Mommy doesn't care who went but she
knows you do.
I just keep getting better. You wouldn't think it was possible. But there it
is. Did he football? I don't need to cheat
with you clowns. Oh, no, I don't want to check the video. Oh do
I detect the hint of athletic enemy of you? Not
this lifetime baby. Yeah face it.
You guys cannot stand the fact that they're finally a sport
that I'm better than you at. Oh darts is not a sport course
poker. Big
deal. Darts is an activity game. Best game.
How do you figure simple anything? You can
drink beer and get better at by definition isn't a sport.
Football hockey Baseball sports bowling pool
darts activities what about golf
activity? Where's the time to support if they
made him carry their own bag and run to the ball, maybe but it's
strictly a game.
Talking about the championship bowl. Now. What do you like the Marshall
Underdog? Really? Yeah, whenever you don't know you take
the dog to the point. Okay, absolutely four possible outcomes. Then
he contest for everyone's a blowout favorite wins in
a squeaker dog wins a blowout dog wins and a squeaker throughout the forest
scenarios. You win if you take the dog in the points spend any time thinking about
this
Name is Saturday. Who do we like?
Tech Marshall Texas a walk the game is over by
Half I hate the agree with the Spider-Man, but this one
is a mismatch for the ages right tips. We haven't heard from
you.
well
Exists. You don't need to be a brain surgeon Goliath is
gonna win this one going away if anybody fix Marshalls nuts.
All right, do you dance Texas blows them out guys? Don't
know anything.
to our very thoughtful
you smell like smoke. That's cuz I'm some poking.
Who is this? Jerk off? He's always on I can
fix stuff too. You know. Yeah, I know you can
honey.
Do you have anything you need to repair man? I'm
all tuned up. Thank you very much. Maybe I should
start under the
Beer could go hard right here.
You know,
that's why I'm here.
You on the
bed girl. Let me see no move.
Another concussion. She's fired.
Now somebody clean that up.
Pick up the chairs.
Don't worry about heart get the chance first.
Hey Billy, Scarlett.
He worked too hard. So the princess of the pole.
Was that supposed to mean?
Well, do you not fling yourself through the air like a
sexy gazelle?
How come you never let me dance for you?
Because I'm married very guys are my specialty. Hi there
one right thing in my last Scarlett and the price no snacks on the
side snack my butt. You never eat at
home again.
maybe so
suit yourself.
So you might be changed your mind.
See you next week.
Hey, when everyone's quiet we can do this watch me win this round. He's
tickets are mine.
Funny if you're five, is it just tickets
to the championship board you get some parties too. Yeah, there's a
party in your mouth and everybody's coming.
To have so many first graders here.
and there is
Jason Kline
never win anything
Have fun.
Thanks.
Wow, this is great. I want to
thank you suck.
Florida no, look you're nice
enough guy and all but that's it. You go to Florida with you. So good
together a coffee. We both like Two Sugars. Add a Nutri sweet rice
sake Jade. I've got a full waiting room. Let's go. Yes doctor.
Does anyone work here? This is
really good having a lot of leaves.
So you gotta think about I said, no. Are you deaf?
Get your tickets in your nutri-sweet and get out of here.
my job
So you understand why I'm here Daddy had the
chance. That's right, and the just lost
That wasn't the only one.
Hello, Mark.
You doing here?
How is this little man understand so much more clearly than his
deadbe.
At dad didn't get the kitchen.
now
You got some Nerf still my job.
Pay up you come into my house. You scare. My
wife you touch my kid or my pan for that I go around
scent. I get what I'm saying for now. What do you have for me? I'll show
you what we can do to see the way.
You got some balls true.
But enough about me Mark not now.
You will come across, you know, I don't leave otherwise, yeah, Mark
what your dad died?
machine
If you were blue.
You'd be a sin.
I give you. Thank you.
37 years. I knew him. He was a
good man 112. I average candlepin up
that he did love the bowl. What the hell
happened to you kid. We all expected you to be doing big things right
now.
Was it the divorce?
Your old man always blamed himself for knocking
you off track. Hey, thanks for coming Mr. Dave really means
a lot. It's tough you out there. I got
little wine for sure.
That's appropriate.
That's the other one the side of the way your ass is an outfit.
Yeah here to clean out. My dad's Locker.
My Act was funny, but we both
knew what was missing, honey.
so you let
down now that
pretty form that you've got, baby.
We'll make sure you get along. Sorry to
hear about your pop kid straight shooter.
When you're alone when you're
lonely nothing but alone.
now I was young pretty on the
main streets of the city and I
thought to make my own with just
And send you crawling like a baby back
home.
You're gonna find out.
Hey, Cheryl, what's this? We're going to my mom's
again.
Don't call for a few days. Okay? Oh Christmas not. Okay. We
what are you doing? Don't act Sur.
Prise you did this.
look
I don't like the timing but you put us at risk.
Is my son I'm not gonna keep your son from you.
This was the last straw.
It's time to look five power to empties down two flights. You're not
getting off early. I need you back here face. Okay, it's not
my bed, Bonnie.
I'm not gonna off early today.
big plans
Jesus
I was like it here.
Find out my own house.
You remember coming out of?
A lot of high school roof Stars. Well you
were
here
fast track
4.0 Prelude pen I had my
football right granted. It's division two.
I'm gonna guys even get to play college ball.
not many
not quarterback.
Hey, baby.
No way.
Aren't you Billy McGriff of the mcgrifters?
Oh, you guys were awesome. I was there
at toads hole that night that Joe Strummer jumped up on stage and
started cranking out that song done which way
Hey, that was the one you had it
going on.
You're such a fan. Should I be banging your wife?
She's your wife.
Jesus I had no idea.
Give me a triple Kamikaze two beers back and whenever
they're having.
So I'm guessing you're off the wagon.
All the guys in the world. She chooses that nitwit.
One You're Gonna cheat pick somebody better than that so death
to us part period in fact, well, I'd like
to make a suggestion. What do you say to a little Adventure? Hmm.
She had some layers fun.
anyone pass
take away for a while therapeutic. No wrong. I am
what are you thinking into every
rain?
A little Sun Must Fall Championship full
health you get these to one and
only Office Max Christmas drawing Extravaganza. What do you
know?
I got five.
I made a little bed, you know just on Marshall.
You know just like and watch the game have a rooting interest what you
bet.
Just friendly wager, you know thundering hurt 50 bones.
He's a tremendous. Okay, don't
get any ideas. I am definitely sitting in one of those seats. You'll be
very comfortable on the car games better on the radio. Okay, you get
Keith Jackson. That's another lovely Florida Today drifts into the
glooming Jackson's on TV. Sometimes he does the radio you get more
of Albert. Yes.
No, I'm no I'm no dummy. Nobody said
you were you may recall I graduated first in our class. Remember you
put the dick in valedictorian his games on
Saturday if we're going we better get underway fronto.
Cheers, Florida. I want
to be clear on this I get to use one of those tickets. I won them and
I get to use one you two can figure out who sits with me and we'll
scalp another single for whoever loses.
Why should you be automatic was a random draw was
it not to come on? It's not like you earned them.
Just let me get my guitar. We got the radio. We got CD.
s have toes
instead of acoustic
Maybe you can play as well.
He's singing now. Oh.
So he's got music climbers or something just gonna stretch have
a range. I like an electric and loud.
Was rock and roll about him is long gone.
You see him gone.
We should have banged your sister when I had the chance.
We are not going to make Florida on one case of beer. I can tell you that right now.
Here we go into 728
29 and one study. Give
me a scratch ticket and make it a winner. We're going
to Florida.
$1 you got any halva for the trip? Oh winning
wrong. This is Pennsylvania 85 cents.
Hey guys.
I won five bucks. Only cost me Buck. I'm up for
another cover a couple of tolls that a boy.
Give me six numbers. Let me do it. I'm on a roll I'm seeing.
Quick Pick
Okay, that's a loser. What do you got six 11
and 56 June 11 1956 Joe
Montana's birthday, Pennsylvania boy and the greatest quarterback in
history for a little Yen. And if you want to go ultimate Yang,
we're going with the Boston Red Sox 10 25 86, October
25. 1986. Billy Buckner's grounder game
six World Series. You're thinking oh yin. Yang back.
You're feeling me. Aren't you Billy? Oh 862, he's got to
be 60 or less. That's okay we go 10 25 and let's say
57.
Heinz 57
you just went from Joe Montana to steak sauce. Yeah,
I like it.
Abdul
my duty
or if
we get a flat that's defeatist.
Come on guys. Just let me
hold him till we get the Florida you can be shotgun. I'm
already shot and I like to hold my tickets actually.
Well, right we are still waiting for the food to
show up for the Labor Day picnic. That wasn't funny. It was your responsibility Focus
shotgun is
no joke this map safe and dry at all times and
no snooze and there is nothing worse than shotgun. So on
wood. Remember the radio doesn't check on handle music. We'll see
how it goes. Yeah, there are no Stripes. Okay ships going
down Titanic, whatever. You got one
life ring who you're throwing it to your wife for your kid. She won't like
it, but it's got to be the kid gotta be the kid, you know.
Okay, I got one.
What would you rather lose?
your eyesight
your penis
Is this my cock or your cock?
Is my cock that's one thing I'm not comfortable with that kind of talk in the fury.
My mother and sister don't give me a bath. That's 12.
It's got my ears the whole deal.
Well, that's sick what you stand for. I know
any better. She's only mother around.
Through the line and pubs about it. Okay, Uncle no respect
but I always thought your mother was a wet job, you know. Hey, that's my
mother.
Somebody's mother if I knew your week less, I'd have to hit you you brought her
up. Yeah. We're just trying to be supportive like good friends are supposed to be
well. Thank you.
By the way, just let me hold the tickets. I'm not comfortable with this setup. I
don't know you two never give me any responsibility two
words Labor Day party. I was
14 years ago. We suffered the whole day.
All right, tell you what. We'll Switzerland.
What Switzerland neutral spot?
Put them in the glove compartment sort it out. Later.
Okay, but so we would understanding. I mean I get a say and
who ultimately gets to use these greed.
Back in the day. These guys were the Kings hundred million
albums heard them everywhere turn on the radio. Now. It's all
boy bands in Britney throw 100. I see
it. The point is they went from the top the very top to
Nowhere, or I don't know back to some Castle in
England. It's not clipping any coupons. Yeah, carrying them
luggage.
exit filled with cash
just their time has passed.
That's good. Skip it. Oh turn it down. It's Gorgeous
Grunge. No scrudge. That song
is not scratchy to change a move the funkiest of scrudge. What
is scrunch scratch the song that follows the great song Doom
from the first time you hear it on the CD. We're talking about Dire Straits
here. They're incapable of scrunch dead in the recording studio.
See every group knows immediately when they get a great
song and then want to burn a perfectly decent.
Putting it right after that so they pick a s*** song for that slot,
you know to fall on the grenade take one for the team. Let's Grudge
songs. Oh, give me an example. Okay. Do you
remember the song that followed Free Bird?
No, exactly.
brown sugar
I don't know Born to Run. Hey back off Bruce. I'll
see you can cap noffler, but Springsteen's off limits.
Talk about scrudge.
Stairway where the streets have no name and
a bullet the blue skies not scratch. It's Sonic new reasonable
debate by definition means non-scrudge flip
it back to three.
Wow, Jesus.
Oh,
what's the road? I was
out like a light before.
Love it.
Oh, that's file.
Grab it the map.
Oh long way down.
And that would have heard.
Watch where you're going can't help it. It's you open road gets me
all fired up always has. Hey you smoking now,
you know I never went on a road trip with my parents.
Ever went to the Poconos and my aunt
Mickey's House in Long Island Lindenhurst you missed out.
We went all the time from sea to shining sea at your
old man was a road warrior, huh?
He just wanted to get there.
He wouldn't have stopped and smell the roses kind of a guy me and
Ma would be looking at something amazing and
it'd just be standing there smoking a
heater facing the highway.
Hey click, his fingers. Let's go.
It would be on our way.
Man, they don't make them like that anymore. Really invite you
take.
The shotgun my crime dog, but I
handle the music, okay.
so
sucks on a match
I don't.
quality time bro beats a shrink thought this
was totally thought having a kid in grew me up.
Instead of Bill do every day every minute.
At least you got one not griping.
I thought I'd make a man out of me.
My dad always seemed like a man. He had me when he was a kid.
Hey want to order some room service room service. What a dump
like this.
Here we go. Chinese alligators cool. Let's see
what goes good with 42 beers.
Okay. Wait, that's because something straight here fellas. I
definitely get one of these pets.
I figure well, it was my Championship Bowl tickets to start at
this whole trip So eventually the perks have to get in.
Nice, try there Billy, but my Chariot got us
here, which means bed number B comes my way now from this
angle, then you leave me no choice.
SmackDown
oh, yeah.
UWF this is gonna be good you too, little lips on
your feet. Both beds will be earned out here on the mat.
Alright, let's go.
Motherly wanted
that
bag you can have it just like that.
Just like that. I'm tired and I don't care.
The Victor. Come is boils.
Oh.
I figures I got Heidi fleis's cut.
gross
I guess you get what you pay for.
see
bet against the crime dog.
Hey guys, I'm glad we're doing this
me too.
Ever notice if you scratch halfway between your balls and your
a******, it smells like p****.
No, it doesn't get a little closer to your bong.
I just want to say good night.
You guys are sick.
Excuse Me Miss
I ordered sunny side up. These are over easy. Okay, I'll
get them to redone.
Part of they always follow my order because you always ask
for side orders and confuse them but just make
it easy order number three. I don't like the way everything gets hash browns. Hash browns
are filler. I want eggs and meat period
like the John Wayne I happen to know John Wayne hated hash
browns.
You're out of your mind.
My alarm stick with this cereal you get your own little self-contained meal.
Nobody said they met Sonic Special. Okay Frosted Flakes.
It's impossible to screw up.
I asked for dry.
Hey, Miss Allison. How are you?
Sure. Hope you get this message. We're just down here in South Carolina making our
way to the championship bowl.
I was thinking about you. We stopped and got something to eat. How's the
How's Hayden doing? God Almighty? I
miss him so much.
Hey share, I gotta tell you I didn't like
the way that you decided just to throw them in the in the car
and split and I know I screwed up and all but you
can't just take somebody's kid like that. I mean you're not
perfect either for the record. And how many times did you come and visit
my father when he was in the hospital the man sick and you can't pop in and
see him once when your mother was sick. I was like a freaking delivery service three
times a week just
Put the shoe on the other foot. That's that's all I'm
saying. You know, it's
it's a two-way street, and I know I know.
You're like 11 hours of Labor and diapers and I'm under a lot
of pressure too. Okay?
I mean you find a way to pay the freight for three people start a
college fund and somehow figure out how to stay ahead of the various.
Bills you may have so I freaking gambled.
So what I made a
few pics they didn't come in Nobody's Perfect. All I can tell you
is that I never quit on you I never quit on you your
selfish.
I'm sorry. This is my mess.
Sorry, sure.
How's life mine was busy off the
long busy. Oh, you're the timekeeper. I said the line was busy. Just a concern
citizen.
You might go get some fireworks full-time say it's legal
in the South. It's legal all the way up the Delaware Water Gap. It shouldn't
know that get whatever you want the minute you leave Jersey sparklers to
mortars floral shells.
reloadable black powder Rockets
Anything you want I'm worried about you. Look Vanna
White Vanna. I
used to love her too. She's
a baby. I wonder if she ever did that Chuck Woolery. Hey, Jack
Willis. Love connection. I think she did might have
taken to run a bob.
Worker though down at the commissary and on the tap the help. It's the
prize was right.
Okay quick quiz.
Dead or Alive Monty Hall Dead Alive
He's alive Gene Rayburn dead.
Richard awesome. Oh Hogan zero
guy a fairly Feud the fat dude. You think in Louisiana
Dawson was the original Dead or Alive got to be dustard still
be doing a show, right?
Look at us. We're officially white trash. Yeah, pretty
much a fan of you.
See him. My mother always said I'd make it to the White House. You know,
Venom is on a soap for like two months. It's your night.
Some folks said she had a shot as a serious actress.
And she got the wheel.
And that to the list of useless information. I mean
people, you know have the first hundred episodes of Wheel of Fortune
on VHS. I want to keep that autobiographical tidbit to
yourself. Look at him transferred to DVD. I just
don't like the Boston quality in the digitizing.
Sniff and Vanna White's bush
16 17
the 21. Yep, 21 rocket salute
22 battle White
so the greatest letter Turner of all time the only letter Turner
of all time.
Which makes you the greatest?
Oh, no,
what do we
do pretty sure we just live down his house on fire.
Oh s***. Come on
guys. We got to do something. We got to put it out.
He's a piece of History here.
cheers, buddy
hose
that Woods dry
Yep, get a blanket check the fury get something.
I like to buy a valve and solve the puzzle. You may
smoldering Rubble.
Remember when vanest stopped actually turn in the
letters. She did. Yeah now she just touches them special
effect out of the blue. She's one electric like
Dylan way worse something ended right
there. Oh fire guys are rolling.
Okay level of honor we're Super Bowl MVP.
Medal of Honor and we shoot now in the stadium fact. Oh
clock nice.
Anybody want to Taco?
To the doctor says well if this is my rectal thermometer how to
do with my pen.
Honey, I think it would be yeah definitely would be
what if we weren't trimmed out of our tits.
Uh-huh. Yes, absolutely.
mushrooms
It's a hallucinogenic. I know what it is. Where you
guys from Nashville cool job.
Give
me Securities. Give me
a chance to survive. I'm just too cool
soul in the morning. I swear.
I'm barely alive.
bother
ing father wife and my friends I see them laughing my
face, but I got the power and I
got the will I'm not a charity case.
I tell you long nights impossible
odds keeping my
eye on the key home to go
now.
Well, man, you shouldn't
do that.
ever
Come on, let's get gone. Now. That's funny. You're
Pacific.
nice hot tag
What?
Ho tag and let me guess that tattoos to
remind your boyfriend that your ass. Not your face.
shirt
skank, please here. I
thought sticks was bulletproof those sticks.
like
Why don't we leave that in trouble in the
trunk? Yeah. Yeah best. Alright the
trunk before that happens. This Baby's a work of art worth at
least seven Grand. No way. She sleeping in the dark.
He just came up and field healthy says half the basketball team just got suspended by
the NCAA. No way it got pretty close from a store. So big
Clemson booster was hooking him up with all this swag totally illegal. They go missed the
game tonight or starters and the Russian. They're gonna get smokes Virginia's
like a 22 Point Underdog betcha. They
covered a spread tonight. No doubt.
But this is the shortest thing in the history of sure things
if you could just let me put down a thousand dollars on, Virginia.
I hate you.
Alright, I need you guys to concentrate here.
Do you know anyone who lives in or near Atlantic City or Vegas
with access to large sums of cash.
Not that I can think of you cannot be serious. I've been more
serious in my life think harder. You'll be doing them a favor. All they
got to do is walk into the casino put down a bet for me and I'll give
him 50% I don't know anybody 80%
Just don't know an Indian casino Foxwood. You must know
somebody who lives in Connecticut Mark calm down. This is my lock.
This is my bulletproof. No two ways about it. Once in
a lifetime luck. It's like I can see tomorrow's Sports pages today
and words gonna get out. It's gonna spread like wildfire and
then they're gonna take this thing right off the board now think we don't
know anyone can bet I
am going here medicine. What is that it mushrooms the redhead
drop them.
They walked right into a taco stand.
Riverwood
though would be on a train.
Metro line are rolling down to DC for a Redskins game.
Senator comes in sits next to me and
tells him he's gonna have the Secret Service of the guy into a
dumps. Give me those knocking me. I can listen to him. I could
be gonna be on the same Planet wifey.
Just don't let him push you around.
Do you even know where he's staying? I got
the seat locations from Jason's mom sure. You
want to do this? Mommy send a terrible on the phone. I need
to go down here.
I love you.
Can you see from back there? Yeah. Bye.
Got tracers a little bit you done this before
not a while.
I've had a face. I tried most everything.
Gourmet reefer crystal meth from Seattle
Friday. Just don't mess no he's
paying much attention to me. So it's pretty easy to hide the bugs.
What if I just jumped well don't screw around. What
would I be thinking when I hit you know, the last
thing going through my mind your ass.
38 years
old and I got squat.
You too, Billy.
Back there was a stinking disaster, you know
one long ago you were gigging clubs and knocking chicks off your dick
with your guitar ancient history bro dead and
buried no. No, I still love watching you
on stage you had the walk.
On Tuesday you woke up a rollover p****. Just taking s***
from everybody your wife people at work.
Dog chases every car. He sees first when he
lets go.
It's not just me. I mean all three of us.
I don't know if it's bad luck or age or laziness.
One day you realize you're not gonna be president.
You don't get it.
I mean no offense fellas, but
I was gonna be president.
or governor
CEO
even astronaut
I don't know.
You know.
somebody instead of
What got a kid?
Alex I have million dollars if I should happen to fall
off this bridge.
That's crazy talk.
I'm running out of Illusion, and I'm not going into the new year loser.
Wow.
We got nothing going for us.
Got beer left.
Hey Billy, you taking
a pill you're just taking in touch with yourself. You know,
it is once you break the seal Hey, where's the
best place you guys ever took a leak? No, such
thing as a bad leak far as I'm concerned agreed Grand
Canyon. Really? Yep, right over
the freaking Edge custom wind.
how to fall in a quarter mile and pancake to pack mule
I took a leak between subway cars
elevated seven train rolling through
Queens on the way to Shea Stadium Fourth of
July double header.
Nice you.
Nancy galatas back
Her back, I didn't want to she asked me
she's dirty. You think you could
have said no hold it.
You had sex with Nancy Galata you
demon last girl. I was with before my wife.
My wife, huh? Who's coming off a little
stars?
Break Down The Horizon twinkle twinkle trees in
front of your 30 feet high genius. You can't see the
Horizon mom. What's taking you?
Heart unlocked what should I do?
Okay, I know what to do. I know what to do. Hold your balls
Beetle position play dead right then. Oh,
that's fair. Run dumbass. Come on.
Come on, come on.
Welcome.
Hey feeling we found a carnival on shrooms.
He tell me.
step off of that thing young man
break that somebody's gonna have to fix it. Sorry.
harm done just
and it work when there's plenty to do already.
I knew these things were rigged. They call me Melville Billy
McGriff, Chalfont, PA.
Our west of Philly and know what well worked in
Northern circle with the Clyde Beatty outfit for years.
The circus will you smell the elephant dump?
Not like that 2D fruity friendship here. So late, I'd
be the one.
I'm Jason. I love the surface. Yeah me too Jason.
Till they forced me out.
Come on boys. Have a drink with me.
Forced you out. Yes, they did Big Cats
must hurt.
Lion and tiger have a fight who wins.
Give you a hint female lion looks enough, like a female tiger
that the horny stripe man thinks. He might
take a shot at her.
King of the jungle doesn't like the competition fights on
so the lion wins got right on his side.
You see a tiger
stands on three paws
Swings with his fourth
lion gets up on his haunches fires back two hand Molly.
Outgunned tiger flips onto his back tries to
fight up from the bottom.
Fatal mistake is that what happened to you? You got between a lion
and a tiger?
Now I roll my pickup s******** outside
of Albany.
Can't drive a stick no more would.
I could buy all right.
Hey fella.
Saint Nicholas where you been
That's some lungs on them. Yeah, he's got a lot to say see Nicholas.
Like Santa Claus everybody.
Yeah, he brings me presents all year Birds nice
dinner yesterday.
gifts a gift
any feathers
Figured you in Pennsylvania boys ahead and South.
Florida
that's right best damn bar
in the state.
if others
what do you seek?
You may find.
One arm was in a
dirty old trailer didn't seem to bother him much.
little cat Creepypasta diluted senile
We won. I got to tell him Chase Chase.
Hello.
Come on.
We won.
Should take my sports station Chief the answer to
all our prayers hand me the toilet roll William. Oh sure
Elmo. You need to wipe up here wipe
up homo use that. Oh, that's pink. Yeah. Well use
this that'll make
What's the matter with you? What the
hell are you doing? Can you say make a
mad Millions? Can you say 26 million
dollars million as in Mama million
0 6 10 11 25 50
60 70 East right
here.
Wait a
minute.
There's a problem. Here's what equals shares aquil share problems
at all.
Last week's newspaper.
Never thought my last meal would be a corn dog.
I wonder if you can actually hear your back snap when
you hit hey, I got an idea.
What if only you guys jump I tried to save you know, I
go back home say great things about you
work your legacy you exist forever like
dead heroes Heroes who off themselves?
I know I could write a ballot about you guys.
No.
You can jump last.
But then of course, you'll be Bridge scratch. No way
we go.
And go together. All right, then.
one
two three
Last time I was happy well, Mom and Dad, I guess this
is it. I had a dog once.
Wooden poop till I looked away.
At a picture of my wife and my kid in the car.
It's going with me.
Just want to say
if we're gonna do this
You're my best friend.
pal
Thanks, buddy. It means a lot.
I don't give a f***. Well since going
alone.
here you brought your wife to
ah
speak up there.
Sweet Jesus we killed him. Help me do it.
Come on. All right, grab my
wrist good. Oh, we got it. Okay.
Oh my back my
boss will so much for that bus. Oh, oh.
A midget could kill himself off that bridge.
Isn't this the part where the hillbilly bangs
me in the ass?
guys wear me out
Noah
I don't want to be dead. No way.
many
What if you could?
What if you could be dead?
And not be dead dead and oh, yeah.
no responsibilities
No obligations.
and no debt
You just get a fresh starts to
go, please. It's a
sweet little third clutter. You got there first grade,
not the
spiciest, but you know good.
We got great Wings here, huh? That's goddamn wings
in the world. Any place else? I won't eat them and
make them with too much large. No butter. It's the
crap. Like I got a can of snakes coming out of my ass. Okay,
it's good to know like
that.
I'm not a swordfish. No sauce
guy.
It's on the menu. I mean, so you
bet your ass tough guy.
Work. Yeah, I get married.
I want you to be my best man.
Sure. Let me know when you meet somebody.
seriously
It's not time to bring it up. I've been thinking about it.
And I consider you to be my best friend. I would
no matter. Yeah, you f***.
Oh, that's it about a
kiss roll. Daddy. Oh touching still got
that new car Smith. Careful. Sometimes
boyfriend the hell.
Do you know?
What you heard me look there's two kinds of guys in
the world. Right? I mean look at you. You've never
been a scrapping your whole life and
am I right?
It's not a big deal. I mean a lot of guys missed it
starts in kindergarten and pretend
that the the bully did knock you down. Then the
grade school you pretend they didn't take your lunch money away from you.
You're always ducking and Dot you get to high
school?
tangent in here the teasing and the cat
calls
and all the time you're running from the danger.
Skip enough chances for you know,
it's your 30-35 and you never been in a beep.
Guess you know everything nah just a
guy who's looking for answers in a bottle.
Nope, not that one.
Let me
get this straight you fake you demise your wife and kids get the
money and you slip the book and the 27 G's, Iowa.
Know what happens you want to lose her Protection Program?
Give me the chum.
That's where you're pissing, right?
Hey, hold on don't you think this is a little rash. I mean sure you got problems big
ones who doesn't sure wish I
paid more attention to Discovery Channel. I know what these lizards like these
odds are it's not Hooters.
They're like sharks.
They're opportunistic, whatever they can get.
except chicken wings apparently
Discovery Channel's awesome. I'm watching this one about panda
bears apparently panda bears have very little beetles. So
these poor Japanese bastards Chinese.
That is from China.
He's Japanese. Charlie's Charlie Charlie. The point is that they
spend all day showing the movies of other Peters get busy.
Panda p***
Panda p*** that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of.
so this
so we're gonna go.
I don't know.
EXO
What's that, Mexico?
What about us we ever see each other again.
because not
ever
I'll see how
Well, that sounds it we go we go together.
to Exile exile
gentlemen, we are officially in business.
Here's the play.
I wind up to 120 RPMs. Kick it
back down in a second lock up in the gravel. She stops in a
power slide 10 feet high the swamp.
We push her in from there. It's pretty fast. We got to
make it look like an accident, right?
Sure, you can stop in time. It's a fury I can
stop this baby on a dime.
I'm thinking we should salvage some things.
Definitely get some cash for these rims. Sure. Maybe there's
a swap meet Saturday. This is the South man rims are
like currency down here. They pass them down from generation to generation
like heirlooms Mark. Yank the stereo, too.
That's how Samuel bucks but I'll pump like Mercedes.
German gear keeps its value wait a second for this to work. The
car has to go in as is end of discussion fine.
I lose my car the targets wet,
too.
Leave her out of it. No way Fury goes guitar goes why
because you're a bad loser. Well now you show me a good loser and
I'll show you a loser. Loser. It's only fair where I
supposed to be dead think of the forensics.
Fine she goes. That's it.
Good for you.
I just stick up for yourself. Save some for
the reptiles, please.
You know, I'm thinking I should do it.
Do what?
I'm a professional driver I drive for a living. Give me
the keys. No way.
21 Joe flies his bird
park
or not Lizzy
he's gone.
mark
the water
could you see the power off the
hook our guys if you don't buy anything
while the gator swimming pool you see any you gotta you got
to look for their eyes.
I don't see any.
Oh chicken wings.
one two three
Your sister's ass. Oh
tell me you got those tickets are the club box.
It's two words.
Labor Day party. Sorry guys.
I didn't think that right and thank you.
Screw up so many times I think.
They get up early.
that this means
guys win
Don't do it.
bonus again
Did you see that?
Oh, this is bad.
man
up
At the window, I'm looking
at you.
I'm looking
at you.
Feel no, that's why feel so
good.
It's all because of you.
I gotta love you. I need
to love you. I want to love
you so nice. We're having
all the time.
I what we need.
how about it to
yeah tonight afterlife that's good. You know, they
say that we spend these ears with a whole years gonna go really
is that what they say? Because I feel great obvious to
God. I'm feeling liberated. I'm feeling renewed like
putting Sundance Bush. It's on Dance then they get
shot. Yeah with the boots on. Come on. Let's go on thirsty today.
It's stuck.
Give us.
Hey, I'm gonna propose a toast.
New Leaf we got a clean slate
I say we take advantage of it start living like philosophers the
more mentioned words or dancing around you see a thing.
You name a thing?
What the hell are you talking about?
Yeah, I'm gonna live more true more honest.
New means gonna be a straight shooter. Oh, okay, then me
too straight shooter me too
here to stop in a pirate, man.
You always doing that. You can't do that. You just you chime
in you just agree with everybody right away. All right,
that's fair. It's what I'm talking about. Holly would
a packer? Okay. Now remember when you point that
finger you got four pointed back at you take Billy here. Perfect example,
he's back down to everybody. He's got more footprints on
them than a treadmill.
Just give me some bubbles. No therapy, please no therapy
just the truth. You tell me right now. What is
it going to take for you to finally stand up for yourself.
Thank you for that insightful counsel, Dr. Freud. Now, what's
it going to take for you to shut you know it all Yap and let me enjoy this
outstanding beverage pucker up and blow me.
I know you should have killed myself alone. Okay, guys, you know, why don't we wind it
down a little bit get some sleep got a big game tomorrow.
Hey, Billy.
I think that douche in the s****** was the only one now and your
wife.
captain
on you get some say
finish your thought
let's just say there were other passengers on that flight.
f*** you. What do you think you banged my wife?
Guys, what what we just shut up.
Did you bang my wife?
Tell me you're lying.
Or what Billy?
Are you going to hit me?
Tell me your lion. Tell me. Goodbye.
This is so wrong.
The hell did you?
All the women you could get why the hell nice.
I never touched his
Life then. Why did you he's pathetic?
I'm trying to get him to stand up for himself. I'm trying to help
him a mess.
Shall look to weasel. Give me a yeah, I'm a
clerk sells white out an envelopes. Okay? Yeah, I can't get
a girl. My mother's a b****. He got me dead to rights.
Not that that's cleared up. Why did you have a quick look at yourself?
The coolest guy I ever met.
hands down
could dunk a basketball flat-footed talk a girl
down to a jockeys.
Make anybody think his jokes are funny.
man, everybody wanted to be
with all that you throw your money away gambling you let
your family slip to your fingers and now
In front of the two best friends you've ever had.
I'd ask why.
But then I'm kind of past Karen.
Happy New Year
's no
Nature Sweet and that's
the way it's gonna be.
Hey.
Oh.
Stupid little son of a b****. Sorry, sir. Good at her
clean this up.
All right. Get out here clean this up.
He what do you
get buddy? Right just got
hands and he's got heart loves the
game zeroom for the country.
We don't have tickets just loves the soak up
the atmosphere.
This is gonna play in the stadium someday.
if he gets too
it's over
here challenge who's
got two shallah. Oh my
God, I'll give you 500 a piece right now.
1500 you got to make a move.
tone
I got a hard head.
We can't afford these sure you can they're on me.
Just leave me one when he comes back in suits up someday.
Hey.
What's your name?
For the tickets someday.
You see that nothing, but before two triples
in a bowl, this girl is on believable talk
to it.
classic tutor with a high finish
do that beautifully likes. I think it's Creole too
about way of Lake Charles.
Louisiana
may I have the honor of match a yoga
Lane to the Challenger? Well, I accept
courtesy.
tungsten Devastators with the spinning Hammerhead flights
damage with these
nice balance
There are 182 chefs. I'm thirsty want a
cold one.
Okay, me and beer.
Can't find
your seat. I'm looking for my husband. He's supposed to be right here
in these seats and now
here
The spectacular wreckage of ancient Plymouth Fury
with gold from the swamp on Country Road 61 near beach club no sign
of survivors divers the news guys.
best friends ever had
gold here
Thanks.
big cats, Melville
one two three
one triple away
well stock price.
Oh, I have spent much time snatching the pebble from the
Serpent's Mall.
That guy over there. He's got a hearing aid the size of a lawn
mower stuck to his head and he has it on high.
You again?
You know what? It cost me to detail that car.
There's an accident.
It looks like we're up next. Oh, yeah, please
go ahead because we were just messing around you can have it. We want
to match with you, except what do you want to play for us?
How about $10 cricket?
Do I look like I want to spend time with you. All I want to do is take your
money first. Bullseye 50 bucks.
Got a
score your little comedian friend here.
We're gonna see him sure. Yeah. Sure.
Texting you should it's like throwing the rock in the ocean. I'll take
that. Oh, well, no, we're not
doing this. What's the matter
Chuckles chicken?
No.
No training. I don't
need to cheat you clowns rocket fired.
here
payment is hungry
two out of three. That's funny.
You know, there's three ways that I can tell a terrible
one was OJ guilty two. Coca Pepsi.
For the third one. Oh
zipper. Okay.
Come on, if you're coming. There's five
of us with one of you.
Who?
of us
I don't like your chances gonna kill
you guys.
Too late. I've already been dead 11 hours.
Welcome back to the middle species. Nice to be back
talking about anything. I'm doing this because of you.
Come on, bring It come on. Yeah, all right.
Okay.
Let's go
chill out.
got
okay.
Let go presence.
Wow.
I think it kicks ass.
Head now tonight first you can
don't start being for me.
You never stopped. Okay, come on guys enough already.
Come on, Billy. We got the motel room for one more night. Let's go out
on a good note now.
We'll get rolling north.
back home
We're gonna go for night Captain want to come.
Oh, I'm done. I'm gone.
there was wondering
What's it gonna take
huh?
I'll show you what it's gonna take.
Hey Mark. Hey Mark me congratulations. You
win. You're making me do something. I thought
I'd never do raise my hand to a friend.
Well, come on out.
dick
No, not everybody has the same definition what it takes to make a man. I mean, sometimes
it takes more guts to
maybe they'll be a little more peace in the world.
But not tonight.
Get you know it all control freak. Make your friends Mike Tyson ass
out here now. Let's do.
Got to do.
I am so sick and tired of this much. Oh b*******.
Come on.
All right. We'll do it in there.
here
every time
you give in
I know try taking away a toy if
it doesn't stop it's time out.
I know he's headstrong but you have to be firm.
Okay.
forgot the
nutrients it's over.
I don't use it anymore.
Where's mine?
We're sleeping.
Lauren's sleep, and I'd say
I think you took a bullet that was meant for me.
I'm so sorry, honey.
How's that?
enough of the pillows
please
I never touched Kate.
I would never do that.
So wrong.
I'm in a whole other universe or wrong here.
and I got to
type and YouTube Jason
I failed you guys so complet.
I felt myself.
I have been a total horses it has and all you
guys do is stick by me.
They used to think I was so good under pressure.
And it turns out.
That I'm the one who follows it every time.
He killed.
Everyone anybody's home.
When I was wrong.
I need you.
and each of Jason
I need you to help me to stop blaming everybody else from my.
Thank you for helping me realize what's important?
then when you guys
been a good husband to share.
I could father hate.
so
right
here
Sherry it's completely over.
I set up a payment schedule.
done
you two are the center of my life.
please
give me a chance to prove that I can change.
please
you should listen to me.
Hey.
Get in here. You too.
here
Hey Billy, Scarlett.
Bike, huh? Yeah making some
changes.
traded in 18 wheels for two
changes
got some miles on it.
Who doesn't?
cold
what happened here? It's a long
story.
You know I got work.
your shifts over
Then I do.
The story
chips set
your mind to it. You can go anyway.
everybody
right
when you
thought you gotta jump back up.
Right of a Lifetime
tonight.
Drive card
and tell
for the people around
count all the money you
make your way back home.
out you
food stamps
Ain't that just your past creeping in
the way? It's always
done. It's always
done.
You can't see the stuff.
For me when no one knows.
She starts from the inside.
You start from the inside.
Welcome Way
it's gonna be so fine.
for my last giveaway
straining
Oh, I can't relax.
My brain is away just like
a jazz band side.