you
your ass
is mine pretty boy.
midnight
We'll be
with you.
Your vanilla I'm cycling. Let's make up tomorrow.
Oh, no squirrel for you.
Oh my goodness. Oh, no.
Came to this mixer cuz you had left now the f*** struck midnight
time to grab something and give me some
sugar. Oh.
but before all that
Let's go back to the beginning.
The new Conformity don't listen
to a single words say resolution
here that by the mindset nobody
take the bread.
Here my name I don't trust baby.
Oh, you know
when you're growing up and you have those friends and no
one else can see he's like one of
those people.
Would you put that short sack away from me man? Look at the
church. I take a look at I
there's no stopping the show.
Now what he's in beast mode?
Wow, there are no words in this whole
world to respond to that.
I said no words.
Should we catch up? Yeah, okay. I can't
run like this dammit. Okay.
Oh what the run? You know that I'm a hiker. I'm losing
my hat. Here we go. They're now drinking buddies. Yeah,
I drink him under the table all the time. Don't you? Let him
tell you anything else because it's not true Lewis. I
like Lewis a lot the most chipper person. I
have ever met in my life. He's the only guy I know I
can knock out a 30 case of beer.
And then clean the house clean the entire house everybody saying
that.
notice
This spring Bryant.
What the guy was telling you about? He's the number one guy at my
agency. That guy is such a dick great.
Brian I don't usually hate people.
Craig has it coming.
He stole my rose. He stole my agent. He steals
everything for me. He just told my glasses one time
and that's not cool.
Hey, Greg.
Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? How you guys doing? Good just
going for a hike. No. Yeah. Yeah, we're about
to the same thing just finishing this little water right here, man, but I'm glad you asked because
I don't if you heard but I'm in the new Laura Barn coffee so
rears on the next level our agent Stevie hooks
it up man. You hooked up wrong color flick. Yeah, man,
you know Steven right Goldberg the third or something.
What Steve is my agent too? So he's probably
looking you up, right? He takes care of everybody. Wait. Wait, wait. Wait, hold on.
Hold on. I've had Steven for years
since I've seen with them. He's very like send me out on any audition. You just didn't even
call me man. That's weird man. I don't he doesn't
ever stop calling us. You know I'm saying, I'm great right? I'm masculine. I'm
what men should be like I could be a superhero not
lose because too much dirt because this is the boys got he has a handbook
on time. He has never bad just and a cool little
thing and I'm not cool.
So anyways guys, but like I said, we gotta go.
Thanks.
Good, do you think?
Okay, we had the same age. We've established that okay, but
could seriously I've been with him for how many years now like six
like six years when I sign with that man.
He said that he wouldn't make me a real man. You never calls me. He doesn't
write and you go all the time you're booking from you set up for about what six
days and he's online college too this lady by the way. Hey, what's
up fellas, how y'all doing? So anyways, man, look at
tell you what it sounds good to you. Next time. He calls me. I'll see what's up. See
what happened. Tell him Lenny called and I'll let him know see what's going on. Maybe he's
got the wrong number. I don't know do that maybe yeah, but anyways,
we got to balance man. Yeah, I keep a pump up. You know
I'm saying that's right. So I'm ready to hit this right, but first,
what's your name again?
Are you dead serious right now with me?
Stop playing as Lewis as a Target. Za t a r g
a.
See you later. Let's just
Bryant. I
think his name is yeah. Nice is guy. Very nice. Very successful,
too. Yeah, I think he's in the next Avengers franchise.
Here that
guy's
really in shape. It's got rubbing it. Don't you see
how good he is how much better than he is me. Wait. I'm not
just fact man what I'm cool.
Hello. Hi Lewis. I had
fun on Saturday. Are we still on for tonight?
Did he actually say
words on the date?
Oh say words
Lewis. Okay. Cool.
Anyway, this is
Lenny. Hi.
Are you rich?
Do you drive a fancy car?
Are you related to anyone famous?
Seriously, Danica, I mean he's cute. But what can you
do with this smile? I understand what Marlin
indeed.
I can't.
I can't talk to girls too. Well when I like them.
don't give
him site running into you and I'll see you tonight.
Okay word of advice.
Try to use words on the date. Okay, big guy.
bye ladies
That was fun. Huh? I'll drink to that. Oh
man, by the way,
this is my friend Darren. He's really good old friend of mine a good
gym. Oh these high. How are you names Dera? I'm a writer. It's
very nice meeting you. Oh, it's nice to meet you formally like
a normal person. What the hell is wrong with you man? Didn't even
introduce me very, I'm sorry man. You saw how
I got that girl. What she does to me introduce you
next time and Greg up there. Like, I'm sorry. I didn't lose you
to Greg either, but that guys crazy.
Just go trust
me, man. There's no girl. That is too hot. All right, you promised
me Froyo. We'll get fro even but you got
to relax you can't let everyone Drive insane man. How you
doing chode? He has so much energy. It just makes you smile immediately.
He's like
fantastic
But I was saying okay I almost to do about my my problem, you know,
Danica is so hot and I see here tonight. Just
hey.
For every problem there is a solution.
Look into my showed sec. I don't
wanna look at your chode sack. It's your exact time, baby.
Show exact time no don't go
in don't do it. Don't do it.
Why you taking so long?
Academy
probathol
see Alice
well tricks.
Pharmacy in there. Where's the Blue Magic Man?
Haven't you tried the other zipper yet? Oh.
The danger zone. Here we go.
You take one of these for your day with her.
Oh my God.
This one has them running for the hills. My good man, Darren. I don't need that. Trust
me. Just take it man. Did you
know that one out of four men have erectile dysfunction?
I'm not one of those men. I'm not I never have that problem. But for
some guys they do have that problem. That's why there's
Viagra.
You sure it really works. Trust me. Oh, it
works damn, right I care
for dinner for you and one for you, of course.
About that time showed Oh, yes, it is time for my
mediation. You mean your medication?
by the power of the chode
with this pill I hold in my hand. I will
endlessly engage a woman's luscious libido.
Here's two effortlessly energizing
erectile excitement show
just eat the damn pill. Come on. We gotta go.
Bottoms Up, like I said,
man, it works take the pill
Come on, Froyo time.
I guess I could take the pill.
it shows
Happen he's definitely take the pill. Come on. He's gonna he's Louis.
He's he'll take the pill.
I've producer man.
all
and I'm here to be your leading lady. I
want you to hire me because I
can do it.
Yeah, I can do it.
You take pride in your makeup skills Megan. My
mom always told me to put my best face
forward.
I'm still trying to figure out Megan, you know, it's it's a learning
process for all of us. But she means well, I
know she she means well.
Okay, so you're going on a date then? No audition audition
for what a feature a
feature a feature film
Renee Magdalena. I'm going
over to the producers house now do not call
me that.
But totally does chode is a bad influence
on you and I don't even know where he came from. You need
to stop encouraging him.
Whatever so the auditions at
his house.
Private straight to call back. He told
me to be good to go and I said I'm always good
to go.
After Time gotta go stay out of your boyfriend joke with
me.
Wait, how many times I have to tell you that I am
not dating chode?
Wait good to go.
I love the girl, but she just
you know, sometimes I just have to really look out for her because she's
just like a beacon for everything that's wrong
with Hollywood. I'm not
sure how old she is.
mentally
Are you
here to tempt me with your masculinity again,
Darren or you finally gonna let Jorah get
what she wants.
Actually Jorah I was here to check out my status for
my residuals checks.
I'll play your game, Darren.
Oh boy.
I have your chance.
That's that's good.
May I have them? Whoa?
for
price I have an agent.
She's a cougar.
Okay, here we go. Yes.
you
Go listen. All right. Listen, you you know, you're getting a
cut my residuals checks, right? So yes, I already took
my cut and bought the panties that I'm wearing right now.
Wearing what you bought me. I didn't buy you any damn panties
draw. They feel great against my inner thigh.
Take a peek. Darren. No make me. No. No, please,
please listen me. I just need
to get paid. You understand. Please be professional. I know what you're
doing, please. I just thought you'd like to know that I
Appreciate you that's all.
And I appreciate you too. Chora.
As my agent. Yes.
Well as your agent I just want you
to know that your checks are right here.
That's nice. But that's about 12 months
of residuals checks. Is that just been waiting on your cleavage? You want
to know smell them?
Listen stop. Can you please stop please be
professional? Okay, I can teach you just like
you tease me.
Every day when I look at your headshot just sitting there framed on
my desk you teased me.
headshot
you need to know how it feels.
Sure. This is me from like almost eight years ago.
I had hair in his head. This is all.
You have denied me.
For far too and you're putting it there back
and you?
Know where it is now.
Mama's gonna get what she wants.
that is
if you want to get
oh boy.
I guess it's time to get paid.
I really don't know if I could say it on camera right now the
kind of things that I had to do to get that residuals check, but let's
just say it was intercourse.
enter
hello lovely lady.
How are you this evening?
supercalifragilisticexpialidoc
Ious, that's what I'm talking about. I love the energy.
damn Skittles
You look damn sexy today have a
seat on the casting couch.
Oh.
now
Megan please get comfortable.
relax
Take your clothes off if you want have a
drink.
Our Mr.
casting man face
I'm always friendly to pretty little.
Ladies when you're ready.
Look at the camera.
State your name and bust size.
Hi, I'm Megan Skittles, and I like buses of.
Thrones
wow, I love it and by
it. I mean you and everything about you miss Skittles.
Let's get off. Come on now. Let's
get a full body shot.
Can you stand up for me, please?
please stand
Anything for you mister casting man you
yeah, I'm your man your casting
man now Megan. Can you
do a little spin for me? Can you
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
I love watching. Yes good faster
faster more. Yeah, you
want more?
This boy. Yeah, baby show it
to me show it why? Yeah. I'm so
excited you excitement. Come on more more. Show
me that p****.
Oh.
No, what kind of creepy ass audition have you
gotten yourself into this time Megan?
Her name is Priscilla. She oh you give me books.
People like him piss me off guys a
douchebag. Okay, this is like one of the lowest of
the low in Hollywood. That's who
this guy is you call this being professional taking advantage
of an innocent. Someone naive. Sorry Megan
woman like her she doesn't even realize what she's doing here. Stop it.
Just stop it for a second. Let me deal
with this a******. Okay.
Look, we are leaving like I
can't even believe people like you exist. Like there's
something wrong with you. Do you know that exploiting young
women that have stars in their eyes? Like how sick can you
be and on the side note women have
it hard enough in this industry because we have to work twice
as hard to be taken seriously because this town
says you have to be young and sexy to be successful when
no one's going to be young and hot forever. So
that's pretty f****** ignorant and then we have to do with creeps like
you who just invite us here just to get naked like
We are actors. We are not blow up dolls.
Sometimes Megan dresses like one.
Anyway, we're leaving.
And I hope you are very proud of yourself.
Let's go. Hey.
Just a minute. I was just going to say a little chocolate
and vanilla swirl is exactly what
I need right now.
You too tag team my camera. What do
you say I say I should probably punch you
in your face right now Megan. Let's go.
Neapolitan
I can go for that.
Megan goes in there and she's happy when
I went in. She was happy. She's dancing around and he's
like show me your p**** and she's like, okay and it's crazy. I
showed him my p****.
Her p**** by the way was actually your cat.
Her name is Priscilla.
She's not shaved right now.
I'll tell you what. Hold on slow it up. And I'm gonna
call what's his name?
I'll call.
Lewis
Come on, buddy. Take the pill. It's just one day man. You
need to get it going.
I can't wait to take things to the next level Louis.
And I looked at the pill.
And I thought about Danica.
I thought about the evening we could have on that pill and I
could show her that Lewis is the man that she
needs.
her little guy
Rick Lewis girl
that's where you want Oh Lewis Steven.
How's my main man doing?
This is actually Steven like Steven Goldberg the third my agent.
Yeah, of course, it's your agent you're super
hard working agent. So how you
doing man? Long time? No talkie. Yeah,
it's because it's impossible to get a hold of you man. You never
call me. You never booked me. And to be honest. I thought you
actually dropped me. No. Yeah this guy.
Yes comedian, man. Try like stand
up comedy, too.
Yeah, sure I have.
an audition for you when audition
Spanish 20 minutes from now.
Hey, Steven Steven, where's my audition? You
know a little bit Spanish, right? No. Oh come on. I mean,
I know the word know is Spanish for no. No. Yeah. That's it's
sexy when you know a different language Steven say, um
say Okay Bueno for me.
one more time
Wait. Oh Steven. Are
you there? Hey. Hey, man. Hey, it's really loud where
you're at the bones roll. Oh, oh are
you
talking to me? Oh anything just Lenny.
But I really don't know if I can make it right now.
Get it. All right.
traffic okay this traffic in life and all aspects of
life, but you can do it, you know
like me with a
jug
rock hard dick, you know, or you could just wait
around and let some other guy pick up
the $50,000.
No, no. No, I can
do this. Even you got the right man for the job. I'm gonna book
this right now. Where's my lucky shirt? Hey you are you special guy? Come
here, buddy. Okay. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Lucky shirts.
I got my keys. Okay spectacles and
my testicles I got my I got my wallet watch here. I
come Stephen. I'm gonna make this audition.
Come on Lewis. Just oh finally got
no vision. I'm fine again. No addition. Yes. All right
boy two banana. It's
the glasses smile. Look at you. You can do this winner.
Oh, I gotta
go Gotta Go Gotta Go Gotta Go.
today
people are going
like 35 miles per hour and it's 55 people. That
means you should go at least 85. Okay? Okay. This is
nice feel you. Yeah thumbs up
my way cuz I'm coming through.
I can't deal with that s*** that got here. You know
what you know, what's through all you people?
Okay. Oh
calm down. Okay, what's your
name? Who is the target? Okay. All right. Well Louis you're
about 20 minutes early because we had to push you 20 minutes you're agent
should have told you that.
20 minutes 20
Just breathing. Okay,
you need to breathe breathe, okay.
Germany Christmas here. Take your side. So
just go over there and do that over there.
Thank you. Thank you casting man.
Cheerios are the number one choice in all
of breakfast land.
Oh, no, no, no, no no room in
Prince. It's not really you as the day is
darkest before the dawn. Oh great. Great.
How am I supposed to book this commercial when CW's Batman
is sitting next to me auditioning for the same rules. I am
a hero is only as strong as his villain. What
are you talking about Roman? Why?
Okay. Why are you using your Batman voice
right now? I'm not it's my normal voice. No,
definitely Batman voice. Definitely not I swear
Roman you always sound like Batman.
Okay. Okay. All right my shirt
you just sit down. You're scaring your son. No, they're scaring
me Calvin you why are you even auditioning for this role?
It's mostly.
For myself, he's bread for stardom. He is
pretty dying cute. I believe Chris Bradford startup. This
guy is daddy's little hero. Yeah, you got say I
love Cheerios.
I don't think you can talk from me boy. You are
not man enough to play my son's father. I'm not mad if I'm plenty
man enough mystery man you sir?
Do you like?
Wow, that's harsh. You know
what? I don't care. If you're famous. I don't care. If you're you're some
big time movie star, I don't care if you made my
money, you're you're tying the life that made my whole life. Okay something I tell you
something to do it. I'm gonna take that. Why would
you do that? Why would
you seriously just a boy's a Targa?
Just a boy.
I know
Batman, I know.
What is my life today?
Can't do this. I can't do this Batman. I'm calling you Batman. I'm sorry.
I just need to go the restroom good
idea.
Must be more than just an angry little man Calvin.
Yeah, it's
okay to mess with you, but you're fine. You're a big boy. Well, there's
a Target raise you right she raise you to be out here and be an
actor man. That's what you're gonna do. So here we go. Don't worry about that
competition. There's believing yourself. Yes, you scream
Cheerios. Okay, you can do this. Yeah. Yeah.
Nothing kids. Stop. You. Now Lewis, you're the
man. You're the man. Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
Hey, hey, how's it going? Good, good.
Thank you very much for having me in today. Oh,
that's not a problem Lewis. Okay, so you're gonna
be actually reading with little Earl Gray tea there and just
go ahead you got your sights. Go ahead run the
scene have fun with it. It's for the family. So yeah, enjoy it.
Okay.
action
Jimmy uses the number what choice? Oh my God.
What's wrong?
What the hell is that?
Here you sick perver you
into little boys. Oh no. Oh this doesn't usually happen
to me. Oh, well, we know it's pretty impressive. This is not I don't
know. That's okay. Stop crying.
Stop crying stop crying.
Why would you take a pill before an audition? Anyways, who does that you
trying to get a rise in the audition? I don't know.
obviously he didn't get picks but
seriously
Yes, she loves me. I did it. I booked it. I'm gonna
be on the casting couch Oh, no, you're not.
And you I can't believe you had an erection. Hey, tell me damn it.
Did you get your residual checks today the door given to you?
What's been a report right now four hours?
You b****.
you
safe boss, baby
drugs this might
see
next week on the valley.
Listen last night was spectacular and I
think it's time for you to move it.
I'm having a bad day, baby.
It's a good idea. You have chose suggestions with that
big bone in. Yes. I got a van baby. Oh,
how do you feel about moving in soon?
Right. I need to know what it's like have a dick.
Okay duly do they noted get some f******
help?